Monday, 4 May 2015

Number do....


number do se apna jaane kya ajeeb sa nata hai,
ek ko haasil karne niklo to haath mein do hi aata hai....

bade bhai ne janam hote hi duji santaan banaya,
do number se paise dekar birth certificate aaya....

class mein cheating karte jab master jee ne pakda,
do numberi kehkar jabran mera color jakda....

baharwee to jaise taise pass bhi karke aaya,
IIT ki preparation ne fir 2 saal rukwaya....

college mein aate hi sar pe chadha pyar ka bhoot,
2 ladki ke chakkar mein padke khaaye bharpet joot....

2 number ka fer agar tab hi buddhi mein aata,
2 number ka kaam koi karta aur khub kamata....

par kismat ki to lag gayi yaaron jab IT mein aaya,
number 1 ki job mein bhi na 2 se mukti paya....

2 saal parishram karke rating ki lag gayi race,
manager bola mujhse 'arjun, you are exceptional case'....

man hi man muskata main jab pahucha apne flat,
rote roomie ko dekhkar laga zara setback....

poochha yaaro kya hai duvidha, kyun ho yun bechain,
subuk subuk kar bola wo rating 2 ne diya ye pain....

hausla dekar usko bola yaar aisa hi hai jeevan,
aur man hi man socha 'sale aalsi, tujhe hi to milega one'....

manager ki baat abhi bhi kaano mein thi mishrit,
exceptional hun sochke jaagi mann mein one ki hasrat....

agle din jab office pahucha, saamne 2 ka danda paya,
dil ke tukde ho gaye 2, sham ko theke pe adda jamaya....

2 peg utaar ke fir 2 gali bak di back to back,
2 pal ka rona aur fir life back on track.......